The dustman

[allegro]

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, 'Yes 100%... a bomb exploded near me and blew my balls off.' The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every
day.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' 'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No pointin you coming in for that.'

[doricvision]

Oh so true Geoff Tee Hee
Regards Bigmike

[JohnG]

Ha, ha, so true!

For a while I worked with a county council on a project team after a new mainframe computer was installed. The senior techie guy there always used to look at his watch at 10.00 a.m. on a Monday morning and say "Oh well, too late to start on anything major this week!"
EVERY WEEK, without fail.
Groan.

[shyamwestwind]

JohnG, that wa a real good one and so true of the fellows in any Council, anywhere in the World, and certainly, so, over here, where all they do is just that 24/7 !!!!!