Post by bri on Feb 28, 2009 16:38:56 GMT
The university professor is addressing the students for the last time in the lecture hall prior to their finals.
"Please let me remind you all that tomorrow you are all facing your final exams," he says, "and short of death or a nuclear holocaust, no excuse for non-attendance will be tolerated."
One smart alec pipes up from the back of the hall, "What if I'm suffering from complete sexual exhaustion?"
"In that case," replies the professor drily, "you'll just have to write with your other hand."
"Please let me remind you all that tomorrow you are all facing your final exams," he says, "and short of death or a nuclear holocaust, no excuse for non-attendance will be tolerated."
One smart alec pipes up from the back of the hall, "What if I'm suffering from complete sexual exhaustion?"
"In that case," replies the professor drily, "you'll just have to write with your other hand."
