Post by bri on Feb 11, 2009 18:44:09 GMT
A plane is halfway over the ocean when one of the passengers jumps up waving a gun and informs all the other passengers that the plane has been hijacked. He slips a balaclava back to front over his head, turns to the guy next to him and says, "Did you see my face?"
"Yes," says the poor chap, at which the hijacker shoots him dead.
Turning to the chap next to him on the other side of the aisle he asks, "Did you see my face?"
The fellow looks up at the hijacker and says, "No...
....but the wife did."
"Yes," says the poor chap, at which the hijacker shoots him dead.
Turning to the chap next to him on the other side of the aisle he asks, "Did you see my face?"
The fellow looks up at the hijacker and says, "No...
....but the wife did."