Post by musicman97 on Nov 12, 2008 11:23:17 GMT
A little 9 year old boy was sitting at the kitchen table,with his milk and cookies as His dad asked, 'Son, would you like for me to tell you about the birds and the bees?" Tears came to the little boy's eyes as he answered his dad. 'No, Daddy,I don't want to hear it, please don't tell me." The dad asked his son, 'Whats wrong, my son, why do you not want me to tell you about the birds and the bees?" The little fella answered to his dad, 'Well, when I was 4, you told me there was no Easter Bunny. Then when I was 6, you told me there was no such thing as the tooth fairy. When I was 7, you handed me that story about there being no Santa. Now, you are going to tell me that grown ups don't make out. I don't want to hear it because when you tell me that, I'm not going to have anything to live for when I grow up, except for milk and cookies.