Post by charlie on Nov 11, 2008 22:20:41 GMT
First of all, I love blondes...and I don't want any blondes out there to be offended. Okay, now I got that out of the way....
A blonde headed lady boards a plane headed for Vancouver and sits in the first class section. Her ticket, however, said coach. When approached by the stewardess that she was in the wrong section, the blonde replied "I'm going to Vancouver, and this is where I'm sittin, and I ain't movin" Well, after several attempts by the stewardess to get her to move, she kept saying the same thing. "I'm going to Vancouver and this is where I'm sittin, and I ain't movin!" Finally, the co-pilot comes out and says "mam, you're going to have to move. You're sitting in the wrong section! The blonde glares back at the co-pilot and says the same thing. "I'm going to Vancouver, and this is where I'm sittin, and I ain't movin!!! The gentleman who was sitting in the next row over heard all this and told the co-pilot he could handle the situation and not to worry. So, he leans over and whispers something in the blonde's ear, and she promptly gets up and moves to the coach section. In amazement, the co-pilot asks the gentleman what in the world did you say to her? He smiles and says my wife is blonde so I simply told her that the section she was sitting in was not going to Vancouver.
A blonde headed lady boards a plane headed for Vancouver and sits in the first class section. Her ticket, however, said coach. When approached by the stewardess that she was in the wrong section, the blonde replied "I'm going to Vancouver, and this is where I'm sittin, and I ain't movin" Well, after several attempts by the stewardess to get her to move, she kept saying the same thing. "I'm going to Vancouver and this is where I'm sittin, and I ain't movin!" Finally, the co-pilot comes out and says "mam, you're going to have to move. You're sitting in the wrong section! The blonde glares back at the co-pilot and says the same thing. "I'm going to Vancouver, and this is where I'm sittin, and I ain't movin!!! The gentleman who was sitting in the next row over heard all this and told the co-pilot he could handle the situation and not to worry. So, he leans over and whispers something in the blonde's ear, and she promptly gets up and moves to the coach section. In amazement, the co-pilot asks the gentleman what in the world did you say to her? He smiles and says my wife is blonde so I simply told her that the section she was sitting in was not going to Vancouver.
Naughty, naughty! ;D