Post by musicman97 on Oct 18, 2008 23:15:17 GMT
A lady was in court one morning charged with shoplifting. "Now, how many peaches would You say were in that can of peaches that you stole from that grocery, Ma'am?" The lady answered, 'I would guess that there must have been at least four whole peaches even though they were sliced.' 'All right,' Said the judge, 'I sentence You to 4 weeks in jail, one week for each peach you stole from that store.'
Her husband stood up, raised his hand and shouted, 'Your Honor, my wife is not telling you about that can of field peas she took.'
Her husband stood up, raised his hand and shouted, 'Your Honor, my wife is not telling you about that can of field peas she took.'
