Post by shyamwestwind on Oct 15, 2008 8:33:29 GMT
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in
the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic & searched, & down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet & checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack & died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer---we'd both still be alive.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in
the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic & searched, & down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet & checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack & died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer---we'd both still be alive.
