Post by jelliemonkey on Aug 1, 2008 6:06:08 GMT
A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited 'Geoffrey', the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
prawns, oysters and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in'.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Geoffrey disappear into the pool feet first!
Geoffrey was fighting the croc and kicking its bum! Geoffrey was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of things like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
Geoffrey then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in total disbelief.
In amazement the host touted, 'Well, Geoffrey , I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
Nah, you all right, I don't want it,' said Geoffrey .
In reply, the rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet, so, how about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Geoffrey .
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing so what do you want mate?'
Geoffrey said, 'I want the name of the #$&%!* who pushed me into the %*$!@% Pool !!
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
prawns, oysters and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in'.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Geoffrey disappear into the pool feet first!
Geoffrey was fighting the croc and kicking its bum! Geoffrey was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of things like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
Geoffrey then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in total disbelief.
In amazement the host touted, 'Well, Geoffrey , I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
Nah, you all right, I don't want it,' said Geoffrey .
In reply, the rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet, so, how about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Geoffrey .
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing so what do you want mate?'
Geoffrey said, 'I want the name of the #$&%!* who pushed me into the %*$!@% Pool !!
