Post by shanless on Jul 17, 2008 0:03:52 GMT
An old sailor decided one day to relive his younger days in the navy, so he dressed up in his old sailor outfit and headed down to the docks. After walking round the harbour and chatting with the local sailors he makes his way to the 'dockers bar' for a few drinks before heading home. While sipping over a beer he thinks to himself that the one thing that would make the night complete would be to pickup a prostitute and take her home with him...this he does. After some time in bed with her he asks..''well how do you think I'm doing ''......''well'' she says,..''you're doing about 3 knots''......''what do you mean'' he asks her.......''well, you're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back''
