Post by Stephanie on Jun 2, 2008 20:21:43 GMT
A businessman is taking his evening constitutional in the park when he notices a man sitting under a tree. On closer inspection he sees the man is eating grass. Unable to contain his curiosity, he says,
"Excuse me, but why are you eating grass?"
The man replies, "Well, I've been out of work and homeless for so long now I can't afford to buy food for myself and my family. Grass is all we can afford."
"That's terrible!" the executive exclaims. "You and your family can't survive like this! Let me help you. I'm parked just over there; get your family together and meet me at the car. I'm taking you to my place."
"Wonderful!" says the man, unable to believe his luck. He gathers his wife and kids and they meet the executive by his car.
As they drive along, the executive says, "You know, I have a wonderful place. You're going to love it, just love it, I know you will. I haven't mowed the grass in months."
"Excuse me, but why are you eating grass?"
The man replies, "Well, I've been out of work and homeless for so long now I can't afford to buy food for myself and my family. Grass is all we can afford."
"That's terrible!" the executive exclaims. "You and your family can't survive like this! Let me help you. I'm parked just over there; get your family together and meet me at the car. I'm taking you to my place."
"Wonderful!" says the man, unable to believe his luck. He gathers his wife and kids and they meet the executive by his car.
As they drive along, the executive says, "You know, I have a wonderful place. You're going to love it, just love it, I know you will. I haven't mowed the grass in months."
