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Post by shyamwestwind on Mar 25, 2008 8:35:21 GMT
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table where upon lay a body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. " "For an example", the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and then inserting the same finger in their mouths. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger. Learn to pay attention."
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Post by mark on Mar 25, 2008 15:36:43 GMT
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Nice one Shyam!
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Post by Stephanie on Mar 28, 2008 14:54:55 GMT
I've heard a variation on this which was a true story. Med students learning about sugar in the urine of diabetics, but otherwise the same story.
Ick!
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