Post by rsteel105 on Mar 22, 2008 23:15:01 GMT
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating
Table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?" God said,
"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. “Upon recovery, the woman decided
To stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction and
a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God,
She demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of
The path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."
Table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?" God said,
"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. “Upon recovery, the woman decided
To stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction and
a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God,
She demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of
The path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."