LONE RANGER

[shyamwestwind]

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's Tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have
very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What
is your second request?'

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. 'What is
your last request?'.

The Lone Ranger responds,' I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE.'
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says: 'Listen very carefully, you thingyhead,
for the last time.......... . BRING POSSE!!!!'NOT girl thingy!!!!!!!

[midimike]

Liked :)it

[cptkay0s]

Heh, heh, heh.......

Good one

Warren

[mikemandaville]

Mar 21, 2008 6:46:56 GMT shyamwestwind said:

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.

This is the joke which got me banned from the Crafty Music Forum, not because I told it, but because I questioned its appropriateness. If that isn't good for a laugh, I don't know what is.

Oh, by the way, the Lone Ranger was a Texas Ranger, and the Texas Rangers were created by Stephen F Austin, for whom the city of Austin, Texas is named. The Texas Rangers still exist, and are still headquartered in Austin, where I live. Of course, none of this matters one whit once one has been labled as a "trouiblemaker" for standing up for the Lone Ranger!

So have a laugh on me, friends.