An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away

[shyamwestwind]

Heres a good Health tip !!

An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
By Jonathan Hayter

Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10 minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as a half an hour in the gym.

A five year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby who carried out the German study wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine “ Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics workout.

Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.

We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years”


…….. So girls, please don’t misunderstand us !!!! ….We want to live longer !!!!!!

[JohnG]

Aha, thanks for that one Shyam,

I'll print this one out and have a chat to the missus this evening!

Just a small point, you don't mention whether it has to be an unattached woman or whether the wife is just as good?

You also say "women's breasts" so am I to assume that a line of women, say half a dozen, will have more beneficial effects?
I believe it could be so. 6 x 5 years = 30 years longer life.

Now there's an attractive prospect! I can feel the improvement in blood circulation already.

"GIRLS!"

JohnG.

[shyamwestwind]

You are a rascal, JohnG !!

[JohnG]

Oh! Thank you for the compliment Shyam. ;D

I did tell the missus last night and she's agreed to give it a try for a year! I can attest to a distinct warming sensation in my fingers and toes after just five minutes of ogling, and improved blood flow in the cheeks of my partner after just a few seconds! (The cheeks of her face! Keep your minds above the waist please!)

What occured after the full ten minutes is censored in the best interests of the forum. I'm looking forward to tonight's repetition.

I should add how very grateful I am to you Shyam for making this post. I can see a marked improvement in my blood flow after just one evenings practice. Very many thanks.

If you like I'll keep you posted on progress?
JohnG.

[shyamwestwind]

Actually John, a few very exciiting photographs accompanied that article, but I deleted them for the sake of family harmony !!!!!!!!

[JohnG]

No, no. Photographs won't have the same effect. It's got to be "the real thing" for the full effect.
(IMHO) !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shyamwestwind]

Going on a second honeymoon, JohnG ? Get back to earth, man , we need education on those MIDIS !!!!

[JohnG]

Well, you've only got yourself to blame Shyam!!!!!!!!!! You shouldn't've started it. LOL.