Sat navs in London

[shanless]

Halfords have just said that there has been a big demand on sat navs in London. Apparently this is due to the number of Spurs fans who don't know the way to wembley.

[larryc]

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"

"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.

The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There was once a fanatical Spurs supporter who thought of nothing but football all day long. He talked about football, read about football, watched nothing but football on television and attended matches as often as he possibly could. At last his poor wife could. stand it no longer. One night she said, 'I honestly believe you love Spurs more than you love me!'

'Blimey,' said the fan, 'I love Hartlepool United more than I love you!'

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Tubbs]

Good ones lads!! ;D

I heard that spurs trophy room got robbed the other day, police are asking the public that if anyone tries to sell them a white carpet to contact them!! ;D