Post by Sean on Dec 19, 2007 12:43:12 GMT
I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had, had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's yer problem old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I just knew the response would be great.
And in classic style he did not even bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and had sex with a pea(ock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Had a hell of a job gettin' the bird name past the auto censor there
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had, had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's yer problem old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I just knew the response would be great.
And in classic style he did not even bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and had sex with a pea(ock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Had a hell of a job gettin' the bird name past the auto censor there
