Post by Sean on Nov 26, 2007 21:03:46 GMT
Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a
supermarket when they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
Looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches
tall,
With blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is
wearing tiny
Little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
supermarket when they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
Looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches
tall,
With blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is
wearing tiny
Little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
I like that one!
