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Post by midimike on Nov 26, 2007 13:46:00 GMT
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly with two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slamsback down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He has not, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and
again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before
it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
The Waiter replies..............
" Ah... So solly .............. I bring you the Peeking Duck".
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Post by Sean on Nov 27, 2007 15:23:06 GMT
Good one Mike !
Just in passing.
We have a Chineese here in the village run by a Guy called Ken, he's a smashing bloke. Ken is second generation Chineese, so he grew up here and speaks better English than I do.
A couple of years ago, to improve business he bought this huge television come karaoke machine so people could have banquet/party nights at his resturant.
Ken has a wicked sense of humour and always saves a little spot towards the end of the evening on the karaoke for himslf.
He has a big build up and comes out of the kitchen in full chef's gear with a giant round bottomed frying pan and starts singing in pidgeon english............. 'If you don no how do eh, i sho yu how wok the dog'.
He really 'Ham's' it up and brings the house down every time he does it. He then retires back to the kitchen to the fanfare of Elvis leaving the building.
It just goes to show you how a little self deprication now and then, can endear you to many.
Sean
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Post by Emerald Midi on Nov 27, 2007 18:32:27 GMT
Good one Mike ! Just in passing. We have a Chineese here in the village run by a Guy called Ken, he's a smashing bloke. Ken is second generation Chineese, so he grew up here and speaks better English than I do. A couple of years ago, to improve business he bought this huge television come karaoke machine so people could have banquet/party nights at his resturant. Ken has a wicked sense of humour and always saves a little spot towards the end of the evening on the karaoke for himslf. He has a big build up and comes out of the kitchen in full chef's gear with a giant round bottomed frying pan and starts singing in pidgeon english............. 'If you don no how do eh, i sho yu how wok the dog'. He really 'Ham's' it up and brings the house down every time he does it. He then retires back to the kitchen to the fanfare of Elvis leaving the building. It just goes to show you how a little self deprication now and then, can endear you to many. Sean That is hilarious, Sean. Thanks for making me laugh. |
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