Post by lennon on Sept 29, 2007 21:24:53 GMT
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron tightly wrapped around his throat.
Doctor asks, what happened to you?
Well, says the guy, I was playing golf with my wife, when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck firmly in a cows "ladies bits" then yelled to my wife, "this one looks like yours". I don't remember much after that !
Doctor asks, what happened to you?
Well, says the guy, I was playing golf with my wife, when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck firmly in a cows "ladies bits" then yelled to my wife, "this one looks like yours". I don't remember much after that !
