Post by Stephanie on Sept 14, 2007 16:48:13 GMT
Not original, but I think they're funny! I think most of them are from Steven Wright.
I once drove a chameleon crazy. I put it on a mirror.
My dog was dirty so I put some spot remover on him and now he's gone.
I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once but it turned out I was right.
I tried Xeroxing a mirror once. Now I've got two Xerox machines.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Enjoy!
I once drove a chameleon crazy. I put it on a mirror.
My dog was dirty so I put some spot remover on him and now he's gone.
I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once but it turned out I was right.
I tried Xeroxing a mirror once. Now I've got two Xerox machines.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Enjoy!