Post by allymax on Sept 13, 2007 22:33:02 GMT
Was playing a piano gig in a pub last night. Tons of people were shouting up songs they wanted to hear. Every time I played one, the person who asked would send a drink over to me. As a result I was mashed by the time i took my break.
Worse for wear, i retired to the toilet where I promptly threw up all over myself and pee'd down my trouser leg.
When I sat back down at the piano, this old lady comes over and says 'Do you know you've got sick down your shirt, piss on your trousers and your thingy is hanging out ?'
'No' said I, 'but if you whistle it i'll try to join in...................'
