Post by Stephanie on Aug 7, 2007 21:39:25 GMT
Here's a start...
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: she stands still and the world revolves around her.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: they simply declare darkness to be the standard.
How many drag queens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty: one changes the bulb, nineteen to take pictures.
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but a woman has to tell him when.
Woman: Dear, would you please change that lightbulb for me?
Man (after long and fruitless trip to the store): Honey, I'd love to change the lightbulb but I couldn't find any diapers small enough.
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: she stands still and the world revolves around her.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: they simply declare darkness to be the standard.
How many drag queens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty: one changes the bulb, nineteen to take pictures.
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but a woman has to tell him when.
Woman: Dear, would you please change that lightbulb for me?
Man (after long and fruitless trip to the store): Honey, I'd love to change the lightbulb but I couldn't find any diapers small enough.
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
