Read Very Slowly

[bri]

Here are a few taken from the Kristal site, courtesy of Smurf. I thought they were pretty funny.

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize: What a crook sees with

Control: A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty: How golfers create divots

Paradox: two physicians

Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm

Polarize: what penguins see with

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief: what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife

Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does

Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official

Subdued ..like a guy, like works on one of those Attack Submarines

[steeley]

Circumvent..... The opening in the front of Jewish Underpants

[Tiny]

what do you call a place....... that weigh,s whale,s


don,t look at the dog whils,t reading this.........






a whale way station ;D

[dingadong04]

yis are all mmmmaaaddd .. just in frum gigging so thanks fir the craic

[Tubbs]

Nice one bri, enjoyed them!!!

HUMPHREY...............a camel with three humps!!

[midimike]

Excellent. Enjoyed reading them.