Post by trikzter2000 on Jul 8, 2007 7:34:20 GMT
A DANG FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
Making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
"You Are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me --A faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want A divorce straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive Home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so Down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the Car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very Dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my Compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made For you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid You'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she Was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the Designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your Anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found The sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the Expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful For my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she Turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
" Please ... Do you Have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
Making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
"You Are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me --A faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want A divorce straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive Home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so Down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the Car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very Dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my Compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made For you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid You'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she Was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the Designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your Anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found The sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the Expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful For my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she Turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
" Please ... Do you Have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
