Post by allegro on Jul 4, 2007 21:02:28 GMT
Two blind pilots were tapping their way along the aisle of the air craft with their white canes. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin as the men enter the kokpit the door closes and the engines start up , passengers begin glancing nervously round searching for some sign that it is a practical joke.As the plane moves faster and faster down the runway the people in the window seats realize that they are heading straight for the water at the end of the airport.As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water panicked screams fill the cabin.At that moment the plane lifts smoothly into the air and the passengers relax with their magazines secure in the knowledge that they are in safe hands.In the kokpit one of the blind pilots turned to the other one and said Ya know bob one of these days they're gonna scream too late and we are all gonna die
