Post by geraint on Jun 25, 2007 16:58:24 GMT
A man goes to see his doctor for the results of some tests he'd had earlier in the week.
The Doctor said " I'm sorry to tell you, but you are suffering from Yellow 48. It is called Yellow 48, because your blood is about to turn yellow, and you'll be dead in 48 hours. There is no cure at all".
The man was devastated and rushed home to tell his wife. They decided that as there was nothing they could do about it they may as welll go out to take their minds off it, so they went to the bingo.
The game started, and the sick man won the four corners, followed by the full line, and then the full house. He'd won everything.
Chap next to him said " I've never seen anyone do anything like that before, you must be the luckiest man on earth"
The man says " Lucky, Bl***y lucky, I'll have you know I've got Yellow 48"
The chap says " I dont believe it, you've won the d**ned raffle as well"
The Doctor said " I'm sorry to tell you, but you are suffering from Yellow 48. It is called Yellow 48, because your blood is about to turn yellow, and you'll be dead in 48 hours. There is no cure at all".
The man was devastated and rushed home to tell his wife. They decided that as there was nothing they could do about it they may as welll go out to take their minds off it, so they went to the bingo.
The game started, and the sick man won the four corners, followed by the full line, and then the full house. He'd won everything.
Chap next to him said " I've never seen anyone do anything like that before, you must be the luckiest man on earth"
The man says " Lucky, Bl***y lucky, I'll have you know I've got Yellow 48"
The chap says " I dont believe it, you've won the d**ned raffle as well"
