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Post by rosybud1956 on Jun 22, 2007 16:40:27 GMT
LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.
6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs.
7. Have Aspirin ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
(Notice: It's in large type so you could read it.)
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Post by Emerald Midi on Jun 22, 2007 22:06:21 GMT
Brilliant. Love this.
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Post by Tubbs on Jun 23, 2007 17:17:41 GMT
Nice one rosybud!!!
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Post by Tiny on Jun 28, 2007 19:15:08 GMT
hi rosybud tee!! hee!! spot on great rgd,s Tiny i like the one about timer i just boil an egg now same thing 3 min,s ;D ;D
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Post by dingadong04 on Jun 28, 2007 21:14:20 GMT
were you reading my dairy lol..nice one rosybud
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Post by cptkay0s on Jun 30, 2007 0:32:44 GMT
Heh...heh....heh
something for us 30+ year olds to look forward to.......
thanks Rosybud.
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Post by rosybud1956 on Jun 30, 2007 1:17:15 GMT
Yeah well I've got it ahead of me too Warren. The 'seniors' door has only recently opened for me. It's good to be pre warned though. Least you know it won't be boring. Too many things to remember to do so you don't forget to remember. Ha ha ha ha.
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