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Post by guilty on Jun 21, 2007 0:34:54 GMT
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he found a cat but it was dead. “How do you know the cat was dead?” she asked him. “Because I p***ed in it’s ear and it didn’t move” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?!!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”
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Post by Tubbs on Jun 21, 2007 15:58:50 GMT
ha ha ha........good one guilty!!!
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Post by pmalcolm on Jun 22, 2007 0:35:11 GMT
LMAO
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Post by steeley on Jun 22, 2007 20:06:50 GMT
Our local radio station was asking for "fell asleep at work" stories this morning... With a minor change the "cat" became a co-worker woken up by pissing in his ear, and the joke is now world famous in Taupo (nz).  steeley |
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