Post by rsteel105 on Jun 11, 2007 21:10:31 GMT
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out
of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out
and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why! ... For
the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a
Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat... A few minutes later, she
found her own car parked four or fiv e spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station
to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described
as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and
carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out
of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out
and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why! ... For
the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a
Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat... A few minutes later, she
found her own car parked four or fiv e spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station
to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described
as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and
carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable
) still laughing at this one 6 years on