things your mother said

[paulhcctt]

ever hear these classic statements from your mother......

Kid: It's too HOT!!!!
Mom: Well, I haven't figured out how to cook "cold" yet.

Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way.

Shut your mouth, and eat your dinner

GET DOWN OFF THAT WALL!!!!! If you fall and break your two legs, Don't come RUNNING to me

[pmalcolm]

Come here while I hit you!

[dingadong04]

stop picking yer nose or your head will cave in.. or yer face will stick like that if the wind changes ..
and i did,nt believe her

all the best fir nigh

Quasimotto..lol

[Tiny]

one of my fav,s was!!!! have you seen the back of
your neck it,s fillthy, you dirty little bugger,
;D ;D

[axill]

or when you were a toddler and trying to make you walk and talk and then in later years telling you to sit down and shut up