Top 12 Country Songs

[blonaybear]

TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2007

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
And the number 1 Country Song is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.

[mark]

Great Collection!!!
Specially the last one.

[pmalcolm]

Number 4 is likely to top the chart soon!

[Steptoe]

You left out:
If the bed breaks I'll see you in the spring!

[timpipmidi]

Two more
I baked him apple pie but he left me for a tart.
When you walk in the door walk in backwards so I'll think you're leaving.

[paulhcctt]

don't forget these #1 hits floating around nashville..............

"I Can't get over you, Til you get out from under him"

"She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft"

"I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me"

"Mary, Hold the candle steady, while i shave the chickens lip"

and my all time favourite

"She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer,
and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer" ;D