Post by satman10 on Apr 13, 2007 18:19:27 GMT
Three Dogs
It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs where discussing why they were there.
The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the masters favorite slippers once too often , and was going to be ‘Put to sleep’for the deed.
The second dog (a Yorkshire terrier) told a similar story about a new suite of furniture , he too was to be ‘Put to sleep’.
“What about you ,what’s your story? Said the poodle to the third dog, which happen to be a very large German Shepard .
The German Shepard proceeded to tell his story.
“ My story starts when my pretty young mistress was taking a shower with the bathroom door open , and on seeing her in this state of undress, I barked very loudly. Startled , she then dropped the soap , and bent down to pick it up……, well , I don’t know what came over me , but I could not control my sexual urges……………………..
I suppose you are going to be destroyed ?” said the poodle.
“ No “ said the german Shepard…………………….
“I am in to have my claws clipped!!!!!
It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs where discussing why they were there.
The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the masters favorite slippers once too often , and was going to be ‘Put to sleep’for the deed.
The second dog (a Yorkshire terrier) told a similar story about a new suite of furniture , he too was to be ‘Put to sleep’.
“What about you ,what’s your story? Said the poodle to the third dog, which happen to be a very large German Shepard .
The German Shepard proceeded to tell his story.
“ My story starts when my pretty young mistress was taking a shower with the bathroom door open , and on seeing her in this state of undress, I barked very loudly. Startled , she then dropped the soap , and bent down to pick it up……, well , I don’t know what came over me , but I could not control my sexual urges……………………..
I suppose you are going to be destroyed ?” said the poodle.
“ No “ said the german Shepard…………………….
“I am in to have my claws clipped!!!!!