Tech Support

[satman10]

This letter was sent to us this month but we forwarded it to Tech Support mainly because it was addressed to them (also we know nothing about computers).Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new programme began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources.No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programmes and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this programme.Can you please help me !!!???Thanks,A TROUBLED USERDear TROUBLED USER,This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT programme. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it’s creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge programme files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings – Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situationI suggest installing the background application programme C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE. In any case avoid excessive use of the C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGISE. In any case avoid excessive use of C: \YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.Wife 1.0 is a great programme, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.Best of Luck, Tech Support
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IT Techie fault clears...P-I-C-N-IC= Problem-in-chair-not-computer.
The fault was ID -10T +Idiot!

[gibbo]

Brilliant!