The window cleaner

[satman10]

The window cleaner was cleaning the windows of the local Catholic Church . He had been there for some time on the second floor level on his ladder, when he peered through the window of the priests' bedroom , only to see the priest masturbating , he lightly tapped on the glass , miming the words to the priest through the glass , " I - saw - what - did".
When the window cleaner got down to the ground , after finishing his work he found a red faced priest behind him looking rather embarrassed .
"You must not tell anybody what you have seen , I can't have any scandal, it would ruin my reputation " said the priest .
The priest proceeded to explain to the window cleaner that the Pope would be visiting England in one months time , and the church was to be visited by his eminence!
When asked by the priest , what would keep his silence, the window cleaner asked to clean the church windows for one month .
"And what is that going to cost me ", said the priest .
The window cleaner put his hand to his chin and thought .........................
"The figure I had in mind was £5.000 ".
"£5.000 , I can't afford that ", said the priest .
But after a short period of time , the priest agreed to the window cleaners terms , knowing there was no alternative for his silence .
One month had passed , and the window cleaner had cleaned the church windows to perfection .
The Pope arrived and was shown around the church by the priest ,and was very impressed with the condition of the church.
The Pope told the priest what a lovely church he had , and it was certainly a credit to him , especially the gleeming windows.
"Can I ask ", said the Pope "Who cleans your windows?".
"Oh! just a local man ", said the priest .
"What does he charge you for this service?".Said the Pope.
"£5.000" said the priest............................
"£5.000........................ " said the Pope ................" He must have seen you coming"!!!!!!!!!!!