Post by trikzter2000 on Apr 9, 2007 6:19:42 GMT
A young woman on a flight from Mexico asked the priest beside her,
"Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother's birthday. It's unopened and over my customs limits. I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you...I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed for a womans use, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
"Next."
"Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother's birthday. It's unopened and over my customs limits. I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you...I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed for a womans use, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
"Next."