They walk among us!

[ironbaden]

A woman called me on the phone and said, "I'm going to fax you the

Report. What is your fax number?" I gave her the number and then

She said, "Would you fax it back to me when you're done? It's my

Only copy."



They walk among us but they are not human.



Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old

Fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the

Fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He

eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It

looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge

for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.



Caution... They Walk Among Us



While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent

which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the

Sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in

the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the

East, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I

don't keep up with that stuff."



They Walk Among Us!



I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day

I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call

center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24

hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or

Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."



They Walk Among Us!



My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down

in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the

car was moving."



They Walk Among Us!



My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut

through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...



They Walk Among Us!



My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The

cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....



They Walk Among Us!



I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose

ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't

the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained

that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no

matter which way the head is turned...



They Walk Among Us!



I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went

to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags

never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she

was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she

asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?".....



They Walk Among Us!



While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small

pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he

would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it

Into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces

[steeley]

A true story..

I owned a one hour photo lab in New Zealand several years ago. An ex employee (blonde) phoned one day and asked if I knew the phone number of the lab down the street. They had a vacancy, but she couldn't find them in the phone book.

I was busy and said I would find it and call her back. I flipped the order pad over, asked for her number and wrote it on the pad.

Later, I called her back and gave her the other Labs number.

TWO HOURS later she phoned back and said there's something wrong with their phone, it's always busy.

I checked the number and realised I had given her her OWN phone number by mistake... and she had been trying to call herself all afternoon. !!!!!..

True.

wayne

[gavin1393]

We have a major problem with theft of telephone cables, unauthorised connections to public power, frequent power cuts and similar issues in South Africa.
One of our upstanding citizens decided to 'borrow' some electricity from a public source by connecting a plug socket in the lounge of his house to this source himself. That was his first act of stupidity as he was lucky he never electrocuted himself. But dear friends there's more.....
Pleased with himself and his recent do-it-yourself work he rushed out to the local store and purchased a brand new television set. He installed it in his lounge, plugged it in and to his dismay found that the set was faulty. He telephoned the store and informed them that the TV set would continually come on and switch off every 30 seconds or so. The store promised to send over a technician immediately. After investigating the problem, the technician discovered that the problem was not with the TV buty with the source of the power that our upstanding citizen had connected to........the traffic lights outside of his property!!

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