Post by 50sville on Feb 18, 2007 3:10:10 GMT
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
She had no name so we named her girl thingycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, (the complainer) said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
stinks.
My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
El-Cheap-O'. My husband calls him 'El-Take-0'. They love to hate each other. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's girl thingy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he quietly closed the door.
Now that's revenge
She had no name so we named her girl thingycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, (the complainer) said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
stinks.
My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
El-Cheap-O'. My husband calls him 'El-Take-0'. They love to hate each other. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's girl thingy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he quietly closed the door.
Now that's revenge
