Al Capone Visits Ireland

[paulhcctt]

Al Capone visits relatives in Mohill, Co. Leitrim.

Feeling a little tirsty, he thought he'd stop by the local pub.
sp he walks in and puts a hard case down beside him on the stool, orders a pint of Guinness.

Barman turns round to him and inquires what is in the case, to which Capone replies "I can't tell you"

Barman gets frustrated and suggests that if he can not tell him what's in the case, he'll throw him out.

Capone Replies "In the case is a tommy gun, with 8000 rounds of ammunition"

Barman turns round and in exhasperation replies "By Jaysus, thank god for that..... For a seconf there i thought you had a banjo"

[larryc]

Hahaha Love it. who said perfect pitch was throwing a banjo into a skip ? ;D ;D ;D

[paulhcctt]

lol, reminds me of the old quote
"men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, in that case, Drummers must be from pluto"

Now that Pluto has been downgraded........ where do drummers come from??

[mark]

Nice one!
lol

Mark

[murphy]

Love it, must forward it to my folks in.........Leitrim !!