Post by jford on Feb 12, 2007 18:43:26 GMT
A prolific seamstress was busy sewing a new dress, and did what most seamstresses do - she stuck a pin in her mouth while rearranging the material with her hands. Before she could grab it out of her mouth, she had a big hiccup, and the pin went down her throat. Scared to death, her husband rushed her to the hospital, where the doctor examined her. He x-rayed her and after viewing the x-rays, told her that while it was bad that she swallowed the pin, the good news is that it appears to be following her digestive tract and would be naturally expelled from her body in a few days. So he told her she could go home and just wait for that to happen.
On the way out of the doctor's office, she said to the doctor that her husband is generally pretty amorous, and would there be any problem with them being intimate before the pin was expelled.
The doctor said that he didn't see any problem with that, except that maybe for the next few days...
... her husband might want to consider wearing a thimble.
On the way out of the doctor's office, she said to the doctor that her husband is generally pretty amorous, and would there be any problem with them being intimate before the pin was expelled.
The doctor said that he didn't see any problem with that, except that maybe for the next few days...
... her husband might want to consider wearing a thimble.
