Post by ironbaden on Jan 11, 2007 18:18:10 GMT
>Larry, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
>anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told
>him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
>goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
>
>The next morning, Larry got up really early before work. When his
>wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked
>out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box
>sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
>robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She
>opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
>Larry is not yet able to have visitors....
>anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told
>him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
>goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
>
>The next morning, Larry got up really early before work. When his
>wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked
>out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box
>sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
>robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She
>opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
>Larry is not yet able to have visitors....