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Post by Steptoe on Jan 8, 2007 0:00:06 GMT
Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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Post by midimart on Jan 8, 2007 14:33:07 GMT
Oh - You cruel Ausie, Wait til next time....... or the one after, or the one after that.... Well one day anyway....
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Post by Emerald Midi on Jan 8, 2007 14:36:53 GMT
John that would be funny........if it wasn't so true ;D
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Post by midimart on Jan 8, 2007 14:40:17 GMT
Eah..... You as well....
What is this - Pick on England day.....................
(Whisper)
But maybe, I agree.... Dont tell anyone.
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Post by Emerald Midi on Jan 8, 2007 14:43:49 GMT
Eah..... You as well.... What is this - Pick on England day..................... (Whisper)But maybe, I agree.... Dont tell anyone.No, not England............just the Cricket team ;D ;D
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Post by Steptoe on Jan 8, 2007 23:12:15 GMT
I must confess this joke was sent to me by one of the other Aussie Midimart members - 50sville! So I shouldn't really take the credit..............
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Post by mark on Jan 9, 2007 22:55:19 GMT
Great joke!
Mark
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