|
Post by jerrymc on Dec 22, 2006 20:15:10 GMT
...three couples died, and were on their way to Heaven.St peter stopped the first couple, and said..."Sorry Sir....you cannot enter....you were very fond of money on Earth....stole from the poor...robbed...etc, etc...why!!! you were so fond of money that you married a woman called Penny"...the couple moved away...
The next couple stepped up....St. Peter said "Sorry Sir... you cannot enter....you were very fond of Alcohol on Earth....drank everything, spent all your money, and were aggressive....why!!!, you wre so fond of Alcohol that you married a woman called Sherry"...the couple moved away...
The husband of the next couple in line looked at his wife and said...."Oh!!! we had better go Fanny....theres absolutely no hope for us"....he he.
Jerry
|
|