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Post by dingadong04 on Oct 30, 2006 1:46:13 GMT
man in library .....CAN I HAVE A BATTERED FISH PLEASElibrarian.... i,m sorry sir but this is a library
MAN whispers.. sorry can i have a battered fish please
i heard this joke tonite and i hope it looks asa good as it sounded
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Post by guilty on Nov 4, 2006 2:21:42 GMT
Q. How do you sell a rabbit to a deaf person?
A. WANNA BUY A RABBIT !!
Sorry...but you said you like the stupid ones. ;D
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Post by levi2 on Nov 4, 2006 9:06:47 GMT
man goes into a pet shop
can i have a blue budgie please
sorry got no blue ones just green
but i want a blue one
sorry sir no blue one just green
well i`ll take the green one and paint it blue
think you might kill it sir
he takes budgie home and next day goes back to pet shop my budgies dead
petshop owners says i told you the paint would kill it
man says oh no it wasnt the paint that killed it it was the blow torch
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Post by dingadong04 on Nov 4, 2006 17:37:47 GMT
keep em coming
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Post by dingadong04 on Nov 21, 2006 2:25:49 GMT
Whats pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF  |
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Post by gibbo on Dec 4, 2006 8:04:53 GMT
What did Santa say when he ran into Britney, Nicki and Paris out on the town?
Ho! Ho!! Ho!!!
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Post by dingadong04 on Dec 7, 2006 3:14:02 GMT
A fella got run over by a mobile library .. ..he squealed out in pain ..the driver said sshhhh
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Post by Stephanie on Dec 14, 2006 22:57:10 GMT
(True one)
Sign in a dry cleaners' window:
"We clean sleeping bags quietly"
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