Annual Nymphomaniac Convention

[Emerald Midi]

This wonderfully funny joke was posted by rogerb, but in someone else's thread, so moved it here to its own one.
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A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport and, taking his seat as he settled

in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft. He realised she

was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She took the seat right

beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business

trip or holiday?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm

going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States." The man

swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting

next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to

maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this

convention?" "Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some

of the popular myths about sexuality." Really?" he smiled, "What myths are

those?" "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American

men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian

who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that

French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek

descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories

are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm

sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't

even know your name!" "Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos but all my

friends call me Paddy."