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Jonah
Sept 28, 2005 17:51:34 GMT
Post by geraint on Sept 28, 2005 17:51:34 GMT
A man was fishing out at sea on a small boat. Suddenly a large whale came up, opened his mouth and swallowed the boat. The man was terrified, he passed over the whales tongue, into his gullet and descended into the depths of the whale. As he got deeper he could hear music in the distance, so he rowed towards it. The music got louder and he could hear a beautiful male voice singing, and in the distance he could see a flicker of candle light so he kept rowing towards it. He eventually came accross an old man with a long beard sitting at the piano singing merrily. He said to the man,"who are you". He replied "I am Jonah, I was swallowed by this whale thousands of years ago". The man said "I have read about you in the Bible, but if youve been here for that many years, how come you are sitting here hapilly singing?" Jonah replied............" Everyone sings in Wales"
Sorry
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Jonah
Sept 30, 2005 10:49:59 GMT
Post by spike on Sept 30, 2005 10:49:59 GMT
Another one....
Where do you weigh whales.....
At a whale weigh station of course.... ;D
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