hi from south wales

[red465]

hi everyone. my name is colin. and i would like to say
what a great site midimart has created. ( well done ).
I have just become a member today .
i live with my wife, and mother in law. i suppose it saves me kissing them goodbye does"t it.
let me explain what my m.in law looks like, anyone seen the film ( Throw momma from the train.) you got it !.
Took for a drive at weekend but all she did was moan moan moan, Till i lifted her off the roofrack. well that" enough about her. let"s face it, there"s not enough happiness in the world today, as i was saying just the other day in bed to my sister in law, ha ha.Bye for now

[midimart]

Hi red465

Welcome to the forum, love the mother-in-law jokes, my mother-in-law got a new job last week, she kick starts jumbo jets and she is so cross-eyed that when she cries tears run down the middle of her back.

Once again Welcome

[Emerald Midi]

Welcome Colin.

South Wales, eh? Nice place. I've travelled through Wales many times - I've stayed there too, occasionally -and I have to say it is a lovely part of Britain. Bye the way, I have family from Cardiff.

Love those jokes - at least I presume they're jokes? This has given me an idea: I think I'll start up a Jokes board.

Before I do here's one of my fav mother in law jokes.

I'm not saying my mother in law is fat but when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate ;D ;D

[leo]

Hi Colin and welcome to the site. You have me in stitches.

[red465]

thanks everyone for the very nice welcome guys and nice jokes. but my m in law is truely like that. She is so fat, she doesn"t wear a bra, just 2 buckets and yard rope. when it"s that time of the month, she uses a sheep. went for a walk in the park with her the other day and her knicker elastic snapped and cut 3 trees down. she fell asleep on the beach last week i said to her, come off the beach mother!, the tide wants to come in! if we can bring a smile to someone, the world would be a better place to live in. talk to you all soon, god bless.and remember to keep the jokes coming in. bye now. colin