One wish for a Harley rider.

[musicman97]

A guy while riding his Harley out in the California sun decides to stop on the side of the road, to stretch his legs. He looks down at his feet and spots an old oil lamp on the ground, he picks it up and begins to rub it with his shirt to get a closer inspection after cleaning off some of the dirt. Just as You suspected, a magic genie appears in the midst of a big cloud of smoke from out of the lamp and the genie says. 'you've got one wish only, I'm busy.' The Harley rider says, 'I want You to build a bridge for me to Hawaii so, as I can ride my bicycle over there any time I want a little vacation." well, the genie says, 'No can do. This would be too distracting, taking away too many of the worlds natural resources. Choose another wish, I'm in a hurry.' The bike rider says, "I wish for the ultimate ability to understand women." he said, 'I want to know what makes them happy, I want the understanding, thats what I want.' The genie looked the Harley man straight in the eye and asked, 'How do You want that bridge? Do You want that bridge to be 2 or 4 lanes.'

[shyamwestwind]

Ha Ha - Good one musicman

[musicman97]

Hi Shyam,

I have a friend that I went to school with, every time I tell him a good joke, he would laugh till he's all out of breath and red in the face. When he was able to catch his breath and talk, he would ask me this question. 'And then what happened?" I would say, 'What do You mean, its a joke." The guy is serious or appears to be. So for the past few years, I only tell him a joke if I can add something to it. Example, 'The harley rider checks his wallet and discovers he can't afford the gas to go to Hawaii.

[FoothillsSound]

Thanx for sharing, I certainly appreciated this one