Post by lennon on May 28, 2008 23:04:49 GMT
A dog goes for a job advertised by the Foreign Office, calmly walks into the interview room, jumps onto a chair by the desk where a confused guy is holding the interviews. The guy say's "Can I help you", dog say's, "Yes, i've come about the position you're offering with your department." Guy say's, "but you're a dog !". Your powers of observation do you credit, replys the mutt. Guy say's "well, I will have to give you a couple of aptitude tests to see if you qualify for the next interview". "fine" say's the dog. "Can you type?" say's the guy, with that the dos spins round the guys laptop, starts to pound on the keyboard and after a few moments produces a masterpiece. "This is outstanding" says the guy. "Punctuation's perfect, gramatically correct, I'm amazed" says the guy. His next question to the dog is "are you good at meeting new people, and getting on well with them". "Well I'm sat here talking to you arn't I ?" says the dog. Guy say's "This next one may be more difficult, you see the correct applicant must be bi-lingual, would that present a problem?" With that, the dog sits back in the chair, extends his front paws in front of him and takes a series of little coughs to clear his throat, and say's
"MEOW"
"MEOW"
