Post by trikzter2000 on Apr 5, 2007 17:30:08 GMT
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
Nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
Should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
Our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
Must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
Is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
Bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil witches.
Don't mess with them.
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
Nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
Should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
Our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
Must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
Is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
Bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil witches.
Don't mess with them.