Post by musicman97 on Nov 13, 2008 2:17:24 GMT
Before I tell you this joke, I want to say that I'm not making fun of anyone. I happen to be blind and use a service dog in my daily travels. We get together the same as if a community of friends would get together and tell jokes about our dogs and our life just as naturally as we musicians share our experiences. OK, here is the joke.
There were two men standing on the street corner in conversation. One man was the owner of a lab and the other was the owner of a Chihuahua. one said to the other, 'Lets go to that restaurant across the street, sit down for coffee and continue our conversation. The second man said, 'We can't go in that restaurant with our dogs." The first guy said that it would be alright if his friend would just follow him. "Just put on Your sun glasses, do what I do and say what I say and we'll go in that restaurant.'
Well, they walk in, the waiter approaches the two men and shouts. 'You can't bring Your pets in here, the health department won't allow it.' But the first man says, This Lab is my seeing eye service dog, I know that You are accustomed to German Shepherds as the standard service dog, but, they are training labs to work with us blind people now days.' The waiter says, come on in and have a table, glad to have you with us today.'
The second man walks in with his Chihuahua and by this time, the waiter says, "No way are you going to bring Your pet Chihuahua in here sir.' The Man immediately has a look of surprise and shock on his face and asks, 'Do you mean to tell me that they gave me a Chihuahua?"
There were two men standing on the street corner in conversation. One man was the owner of a lab and the other was the owner of a Chihuahua. one said to the other, 'Lets go to that restaurant across the street, sit down for coffee and continue our conversation. The second man said, 'We can't go in that restaurant with our dogs." The first guy said that it would be alright if his friend would just follow him. "Just put on Your sun glasses, do what I do and say what I say and we'll go in that restaurant.'
Well, they walk in, the waiter approaches the two men and shouts. 'You can't bring Your pets in here, the health department won't allow it.' But the first man says, This Lab is my seeing eye service dog, I know that You are accustomed to German Shepherds as the standard service dog, but, they are training labs to work with us blind people now days.' The waiter says, come on in and have a table, glad to have you with us today.'
The second man walks in with his Chihuahua and by this time, the waiter says, "No way are you going to bring Your pet Chihuahua in here sir.' The Man immediately has a look of surprise and shock on his face and asks, 'Do you mean to tell me that they gave me a Chihuahua?"
